The end times are here. The verses have been quoted. The chaos has begun.

This coloring book—based on The Tribulation Survival Guide—pairs scripture-inspired scenes with practical survival tips for when prophecy stops being theoretical.

Each page walks you through a different moment of biblical absurdity: the rapture, the horsemen, and everything that should have stayed metaphorical.

It’s reflective. It’s instructional. It’s also a coloring book.

And if you’re still on the ground... you’re going to need something to do.